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18th May 2013

blue-laggoon: Jumba you lying little shit

blue-laggoon:

Jumba you lying little shit

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18th May 2013

occasional-drinker: ch0anoflagellate: juggahnaut: coralblue-number3: joeywaggoner: riddlemeroxy: kiraelric: ilikethatbandbye: Reblog if you know where this was from.  Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.  EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator. If you’re over the age of 14 you should know SO, ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO… THE POWERPUFF GIRLS one time I was looking at a mapand I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia it’s in queensland it’s a hole

occasional-drinker:

ch0anoflagellate:

juggahnaut:

coralblue-number3:

joeywaggoner:

riddlemeroxy:

kiraelric:

ilikethatbandbye:

Reblog if you know where this was from. 

Why are there so few notes?! Dear God. 

EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from

Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.

If you’re over the age of 14 you should know

SO, ONCE AGAIN

THE DAY

IS SAVED

THANKS TO…

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS

one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia

it’s in queensland it’s a hole

Source: ilikethatbandbye

16th May 2013

mr-egbutt: ispeakineloquently: musicalpandas: gainingconfidencexo: havocados: emorenita: why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand” Fatality Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?  I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :) If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot. Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.

mr-egbutt:

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.

Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.

Source: gegegetitout

16th May 2013

throughtheeyesofathespian:

theatretroubles:

soft-as-thunder:

New York City,

center of the universe.

Times are shitty.

But I’m sure they can’t get

much worse.

It’s a comfort to know,

When you’re singing the hit the road blues

That anywhere else you could possibly go after New York would be

A Pleasure Cruise

Well, I’m thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle

And I’m sick of grading papers that I know

I’m shouting in my sleep, I need a muzzle

And all this misery pays no salary, so…

Let’s open up a resturaunt in Santa Fe

Source: soft-as-thunder

15th May 2013

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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15th May 2013

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Source: slendrman

15th May 2013

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.

Source: pottergifs

15th May 2013

osirismorte: godtiercosbytop: fyeridan: “This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho. This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture. The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.” Signal Boost Dang I live 5 minutes away from there

osirismorte:

godtiercosbytop:

fyeridan:

“This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho. 

This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture. 

The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.

If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.”

Signal Boost

Dang I live 5 minutes away from there

Source: fyeridan

15th May 2013

secretsinrectangles: In 1948, five Broadway show girls participated in a “Spaghetti Swooshing” contest. They had to eat a plate of spaghetti and sauce without using their hands.

secretsinrectangles:

In 1948, five Broadway show girls participated in a “Spaghetti Swooshing” contest. They had to eat a plate of spaghetti and sauce without using their hands.

Source: secretsinrectangles

15th May 2013

kairisma:

melbudz:

swing-set-in-december:

YEP.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.

THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.

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