Jumba you lying little shit
Reblog if you know where this was from.
Why are there so few notes?! Dear God.
EVERYONE and their grandparents should know where this is from
Must. Resist. Quoting. Narrator.
If you’re over the age of 14 you should know
SO, ONCE AGAIN
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
one time I was looking at a map
and I find out Townsville is a real place in Australia
it’s in queensland it’s a hole
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.
Basics that everyone should know. Learn them.
New York City,
center of the universe.
Times are shitty.
But I’m sure they can’t get
It’s a comfort to know,
When you’re singing the hit the road blues
That anywhere else you could possibly go after New York would be
A Pleasure Cruise
Well, I’m thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle
And I’m sick of grading papers that I know
I’m shouting in my sleep, I need a muzzle
And all this misery pays no salary, so…
Let’s open up a resturaunt in Santa Fe
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.
“This a photograph taken from the teenager (shirtless guy) named Austin Schafer’s Twitter account, of a kid being tied up and beaten by upper classmen at Columbia High School in Nampa, Idaho.
This is a recent photograph and one where the school’s authorities have not taken action yet. Remember this kid’s name and repost this picture.
The Neanderthal trash who are bullying him deserve to have this picture plastered all over the Internet for prospective college admission offices to see so their career pinnacle can be asking me which kind of soup I want at Olive Garden.
If you’ve been a victim of bullying or know someone who has, please repost.”
Dang I live 5 minutes away from there
In 1948, five Broadway show girls participated in a “Spaghetti Swooshing” contest. They had to eat a plate of spaghetti and sauce without using their hands.
THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LITTLE.
THE ACCURACY OF THIS HURTS A LOT.
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